Draco Malfoy Turns 35

...And J.K. Rowling Isn't Invited to the Party!

A certain devious wizard from the House of Slytherin, known as Draco Malfoy, is turning 35 today. An ingenious Harry Potter fan was able to surmise that today, June 5, would be Malfoy's birthday and tweeted to author J.K. Rowling wondering just how old he would be turning. Rowling good naturedly replied:

.@gillianngracee Draco turns 35 today. I'm not invited to the party, mainly because I keep telling girls they're misguided to fancy him.
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) June 5, 2015

Welcome to middle-age, Draco! May girls continue to fancy you for many years to come.